So, as you can see by the title, my bouts of what i have deemed 'hsc-triggered swearing' have started kicking in. i nearly described english paper 2 as "fucking english paper 2" in front of my mother, but managed to turn it into an elongated 'ffffffffffffffffff' before the whole word came out. so no harm done.
i had an entire weekend- an entire fucking weekend - to study for this exam which is without a doubt the worst out of all the english exams. even extension is better than advanced paper 2. it's nearly 10:30pm and i've only looked at module A, and very briefly at that. Module C should be okay if i give it a quick read over later on, but module B, in the skin of a fucking lion, is going to be my ultimate downfall. it'll be about 2.5 pages in massive, massive writing, saying things like.. well, here's a sneak preview into my module B essay:
"In the skin of a lion is a book written by Michael Ondaatje. It's about a guy named Patrick. It's set in Canada [i think]. It involved migrant loggers who speak a different language, stuff about light and dark, moths, bridges and nuns. Patricks first girlfriend was called Clara, and during one of their sexual encounters he deemed it appropriate to consume his own semen. Clara left him for some other guy, and then Patrick had a relationship with Alice."
and that's my essay. in a nutshell. I told nuz that if i'm definitely, royally screwed over for this one, i'm going to incorporate the bit about patrick eating his own semen. I'm sure that the markers will be totally impressed about my knowledge of the book and my attention to details. Anyway. The last thing i'm going to say tonight about module B is that i hate michael ondaatje and his stupid fucking book. Yeah, take that michael ondaatje DX
I can't WAIT for this to be over. I can't wait to take my school stuff, soak it in kerosene and set it on fire. Although i'm not sure whether i'll be able to do that, since Nuz and i are struggling to find a way in which to burn even a few momentus items such as a cheapo copy of dumbass ondaatje's book, some postmoderism stuff, the front page of our imaginative journeys poem booklets with coleridge's picture on the front and some math things, let alone an entire garbage bag full of educational shit. Nuz pointed out that a campground would be appropriate, since they have bonfire areas and stuff, and i got all excited, but then we both kinda realized that there're no camping grounds in sydney. Well, fuck. How else are we supposed to embrace our inner pyromaniac whilst simultaneously decontaminating ourselves from the plague of the hsc? *sigh*
Anyway, i should go now and do a couple hours of cramming. Good luck to you all for english paper 2 and the rest of the hsc. Like jennyya said, we need to organize days out and stuff afterwards, kay? <3 [and we can knock jolene out with a blowdart and drag her to join our festivities].
Shall see you all tomorrow for fun times DX
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oh man. I just love ur posts =P
i've done jackshit this weekend too. *hi five* lets bullshit our way through english like always again ;)
and then tomoro, never again will i have to learn about that emo coleridge ever again, or about that transexual who wrote King Lear.
WOoHoo.
i know, arent sarahs posts so true? i have to say, u and i are english soul mates. my itsoal knowledge is that paragraph u wrote about the migrants in canada. and yes, we MUST burn it. there are so many vids on youtube regarding this, so its got to be possible. maybe a big hole in the sand (of a beach :D) and chuck the crap in and then spill some metho on it and chuck a match in. as long as we film it, and dance around it chanting 'die ondatje' or something to that effect. or die coleridge u fucking stoner, even though he is dead.
so the coming week is 2unit, eco, 3unit, 3unitenglish, and im sitting here voguing and bored of studies-ing and reading blogs. havnt even done half my exams but im acting like ive finished. when i was in yr 8/9, i thought the days of hsc would be a blur of constant studying. instead, im acting like im in the middle of my school holidays. but whatevers. 4 more days of exams and its over!
awesomeness. =D
o btw, i think clara died from a bomb. or maybe it was alice. hmm. why am i talking about isoal when i never have to do it again, EVER?! lol.
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