So apparently I am incapable of regular, human interaction. I need a rule book. I need guidance.
For example.
Lesson 1. When a well dressed, attractive guy with an amazing smile and not a single trace of a fob accent taps you on the shoulder and uses your guitar as a cute means of a conversation starter/pick up line, you DO NOT:
A) Stand there like a zombie fail to initiate any engaging dialogue.
B) Walk away when the conversation is over, even though he would obviously like to talk some more.
C) Fail to get his number or give him yours.
And even if you do manage to strike out on all of the above, you DO NOT go home afterwards and mourn the lost opportunity like a loser.
I hate me =.=''
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